General Chat / Rate the Family Guy quote above you

Self explanatory. Since Family Guy is a show made by its quotes, you post one and we rate it. Then post another after you rate the one above you. Use the __/10 system, with 10 being the best of course.

I'll start.


Peter: "Everybody, I got bad news. We've been cancelled."
Lois: "Oh, no! Peter, how could they do that?"
Peter: "Well unfortunately Lois there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like: Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Luis, and Greg the Bunny."
Lois: "Is there no hope?"
Peter: "Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot."

4/10. Too many shows named.

Brian: "This whole incident has turned his life upside down face." *Stewie turns his head and looks at Brian.*

<<< hehe....8/10.


"What good is mining nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople?!"

7/10

"Silly rabbit. Stealing Easter from Jesus."

7/10 Funny but small quip. And from that same episode...



CHRIS: "Oh my god, the feds are here! Run ET!!!"
ET: "Eeeeaaaaagghhhhhhhh!!!!"

^ 7/10, I haven't seen that episode however my imagination gave me a chuckle.

"That friggin place was on fire!?"

ride6

6/10-Gets the job done

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! This isn't my Batman cup!" -Peter

hahaha, that reminds me of him running home and catching his breath for an hour. 8

...you know mother...life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get. your life however is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!

Lol, 7/10

"Oh god! The bright lights are burning my retinas! Oh god!"-Merv

7/10 Altho if you talk about burning retinas, Jedi laser surgery would have been a ton better.


Anyway, how about the classic:



"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... aaaahhhh... sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... aaaaahhhh...." (continue for 80 more seconds)

right. that's the one. 8 as well.

i'm a little fuzy on this one, but

heavy duty...haha, doodie! hey lois! diarrhea!
..peter, stop it, i'm holding ice tea...

^ that was a good one 9/10

Stewie: "What do you want?"
Cult Leader: "I want to get the hell out of here."
Stewie: "I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!"

LOL... I don't remember that one too well, actually. 7/10


SENATOR: There is no justifiable grounds for war!

PETER: That may be so, but what we're all forgetting is that anyone who doesn't support going to war is gay."

SENATORS: I support going to war!

I want to go to war!

Lets go to war!

DICK CHENEY: I was the first to want to go to war!!!

7/10 It was lines like that wen it hit me that FG was finally back


How bout "Ive never done it with a spanish chick before...ooooole"

-Ryan

Lmao! 7/10.

From Sunday's episode:

God: "Here lemme light that for ya babe." *Lights womes cigerette with fingers* "Yep....magic fingers...."

Women: "WOW!"

God: "Yeah..." *Hits girl with lightning* "JESUS CHRIST!"

Jesus: "What?!"

God: "Get the escalade, were outta here!"

Edit: Micool:

...you know mother...life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get. your life however is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!

LMFAO! 10/10

Ten out of fuckin ten. That is so awesome. I never watch the show actually. But I do know funny when I see it.

Just to keep the game going.

Peter: Theres no volcanoes in Rhode Island

Salesman: But dont you think you're overdue?

Peter: Touche salesman!

-Ryan

hmm...probably 6.

sorry to bring you even more stewey.

servant! cut my egg!
..your egg is cut sir.
THEN CUT MY MILK!
...i can't sir, it's liquid.
then freeze it, then cut it! imbicile!

5/10. Sorta funny.

Chris: "Hi, my name is Chris and I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight and not mention poo.....OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" *Runs off*

um. 6/10.

Chicken Man: "The world's gonna end tonight. It's Y2K"
Peter: "Y2k.. What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?"