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Only 1 and 2, mind, but still. Old times.

Board Fic Chapter 1
The Penguins, Boss
Assembeled by Kulras, by OhiocoasteR, DrumUltimA, Rob Tonto and Kulras


Check it, yo. Word, come on. I'm the Royce the five nine, no more. Blah blah, continue, more rap gibberish. So the rap-masta and I got to talking. Of course the board fic comes up. And the lack of story. So straight out of the ghetto, comes the board fic. Okay, so chapta one has got the best from Drum, Ohio, Rob and I. We've all got our own writing in this, arranged by the stylin' and profilin' Kulras. Ohio would have done a short, nice little rap line there but then he logged off. So you're stuck with me. Once I get him to do my bidding, i'm done with the rap imitation. I'm telling you though, you'd be missing out on my freestyling skillz. Word.

OhiocoasteR: Shut up.

Okay, okay. It's quite obvious OhiocoasteR and his raps are here to stay. And to shut him up, he has taken the game back. The game is officially his. Blah. So you're wondering what the hell BF3.1 is. And of course the poll...the poll. What about the poll? WHAT ABOUT THE POLL? Not much, except your votes count and effect the plot of the forum fic. I'm sure that you've seen, Drum's closed up shop on board fic 2, and now to the fic: We last left our gang in Busch Gardens San Diego - Robo Mike Robbins and the Riddler have escaped the park, Damon and Steve are off to breed penguins, and the enterprise nearly killed Mantis.

Rob Tonto: Rob Balchunas.com.
MickBw51: Shut up, that's off topic. I ain't advertisin' Mick Diebold.com, am I? I just representin' yo.
Kulras: Yo! This is Lil' Heezy from the logic cleezy, and I'm dippity doin it! We gotz da big dawgs tearin up da mics today, so open ya ears, to hear the sounds put down by...
Blbguy: Hold it, I'll take it from here. Aight, from the ghetto midwest.. mixing it up on the gitah and da mic, freestyle and written, this man is the all-in wonder, presenting, OHIOCOASTER!


::crowd cheers::

Blbguy: And next, the beast from the east, Connecting to the I to the cut, He's so slick, he's the Automatic. Presenting, ROB TONTO!

::crowd cheers::

Blbguy: And last, probably least, he's from overseas, so can we please have an encouraging clap? This man is the bloke who'll shove lyrics so down far your throat, he'll make ya choke, presenting, our "special" friend from england, MANTIS!

::crowd boos::

OhiocoasteR: Give the gang a round of applause, join the cause as me and
Tonto flap our jaws and rap raw, got to be optimistic, we twist it different
your paradigm is shifted
Rob Tonto: And it's positively terrific, audibly we flipped it, akwardly how
do we did it, done it, dang it, or do I mean do it, keep it fluid lets move
it, I make people music
OhiocoasteR: Music sweet music, every now and then you have to renew it,
still the formula stays the same, we just like to mix the elements and watch
them rearrange
Rob Tonto: Because chang is good, it keeps perspective keen, but trying to
be different don't really mean, that you're doing anything that hasn't been
done, still, the style is identical to none...
Mantis (CHORUS): Oh yes, and the band plays on, everywhere we go it's the
same old song, see I know there's really nothing new under the sun, but yet
I want to do it like it's never been done.

::Mantis gets struck by lightning::

Mantis (high pitched voice) AHH! I told you! That's a hit!
Mike: mwahhh fire mwahhh fire mwahhhhhhh
Mantis: N-, n-. No. No. Hit.
Mike: mwahhh nascar nascar vroom vroom

::Mike runs off crazily to the jet skis::

::Mike has drowned!::

Mantis: That's a pity.
Mike Robbins: I'm disheartened.
Kulras: I'm Kulras.
Rob Tonto: *shakes his head in dismay*

::Everyone boards the steel twister, Great White::

addzradd: So J.lo...
J.lo: Hey, look! It's...Mariah Carey, preforming an act from her ill-fated motion picture debut, Glitter!
addzradd: Really *looks down right and left suspiciously*

::J.lo pushes addzradd off the train as it reaches the top of the lift hill::

Kai: MantiX, wouldn't that hurt?
Mantis: As much as lightning, I would bet. Give or take...alot. Yeah, give or take alot.
Kai: More or less?
Mantis: Bloody 'ell, I don't know!

::Mantis is struck by lightning, blasting him out of the coaster train, plummeting down to Earth miraculously landing in the water, and as he swims back and gets back onto land he is once again struck by lightning::

MantiX: My charred body slumps to the ground. I am in pain.
Micool: Do you think you require a full body cast?
MantiX: Bloody 'ell, I don't know!

::Everyone gets off the coaster, and Kai runs to Mantis::

Kai: MantiX! Your other ear! It is finally mine!
Mantis: Wha?
Mr. T: Enough chit chat foos!
Damon: Hahaha! Me and my clever horde of penguins are here to capture you, or something similar.
OhiocoasteR: Who's SIDE are you on?
Mr. T: Undecided, pasty white guy! I'm pay-per-saying, foo!
Damon: Whatever. Here's a $60.
DrumUltimA: Mommy, are there $60 dollar bills?
XuXus: For the fic's purposes, yes. Yes there are.
Damon: Whatever! Utilizing my clever horde of pe-
Steve Franks: Hey. I want props too.
Damon: Okay, me and Steve's clever horde of penguins.
Steve Franks: Enough chit chat.
Mr. T: Foo.
Steve Franks: I'm not paying you for that one. Anyways, we will have these penguins tie you up.
Damon: Cleverly.
Steve Franks: Yeah, great for you. Now, penguins, I choose you!

::A large comical cloud of dust is counjoured up, and clears away::

::Kulras, Drum, Rob, Ohio, Mike Robbins and everyone else except XuXus (he was making Lee cakes when this went down) are tied up and taken to the station of Great White::

Rob Tonto: Damn, we're trapped.
Kulras: Of course you mug! Just like last time!
Mantis: What ever shall we do to pass the time?
DrumUltimA: Let's call Gif!
Kulras: Gif is here you mug!
DrumUltimA: I didn't notice, he's so quiet!
Gif: *away*
Rob Tonto: That's just great.
Kulras: Jeez Gif, you never talk. You never get a chance to, since you were killed first thing in the first fic, and kept coming back to say hi despite the fact you are dead. We better have you say a lot of lines, because the more lines you say, the more likely you are to become a mod!
Gif: haha
Kulras: Well, we have to do something to pass the time!
Gif: I wish I was riding California Cyclone. Who's riding it now anyways?

Kulras: Man, coaster entheusiasts have weird names now-a-days. Well, let's see, we have Who's in the front seat, What's in the second, I Don't Know is in the third seat...
Gif: That's what I want to find out.
Kulras: I say Who's in front, What's in second, I Don't Know's in third.
Gif: Are you the ride operator?
Kulras: Yes.
Gif: You gonna be the ride attendant too?
Kulras: Yes.
Gif: Do you know the fellows' names.
Kulras: Well I should.
Gif: Well then who's in front?
Kulras: Yes.
Gif: I mean the fellow's name.
Kulras: Who.
Gif: The guy in front.
Kulras: Who.
Gif: The guy in the front seat.
Kulras: Who.
Gif: The guy who is riding in the front seat of the train...
Kulras: Who is in front!
Gif: I'm asking you who's in front.
Kulras: That's the man's name.
Gif: That's who's name?
Kulras: Yes.
Gif: Well go ahead and tell me.
Kulras: That's it.
Gif: That's who?
Kulras: Yes.


::PAUSE::

Gif: Look, you gotta guy in the front seat?
Kulras: Certainly.
Gif: Who's in the front seat?
Kulras: That's right.
Gif: When you go around and check the tightness of the lap bars, Who is in front?
Kulras: Yes he is.
Gif: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name in the front seat.
Kulras: Who.
Gif: The guy that get's the front seat
Kulras: That's it.
Gif: Who is currently in the front seat?
Kulras: He is, and his wife is next to him.
Gif: Who's wife?
Kulras: Yes.


::PAUSE::

Kulras: What's wrong with that?
Gif: Look, all I wanna know is when he get's a season pass, how does he write his name?
Kulras: Who.
Gif: The guy.
Kulras: Who.
Gif: How does he sign...
Kulras: That's how he signs it.
Gif: Who?
Kulras: Yes.


::PAUSE::

Gif: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name in the front seat
Kulras: No. What is in the second seat.
Gif: I'm not asking you who's in the second seat.
Kulras: Who's in front.
Gif: One seat at a time!
Kulras: Well, don't change the people around!
Gif: I'm not changing nobody!
Kulras: Take it easy, buddy.
Gif: I'm only asking you, who's the guy in the front seat?
Kulras: That's right.
Gif: Ok.
Kulras: Alright.


::PAUSE::

Gif: What's the guy's name in the front seat?
Kulras: No. What is in the second seat.
Gif: I'm not asking you who's in second.
Kulras: Who's in front.
Gif: I don't know.
Kulras: Oh he's in the third seat, we're not talking about him.
Gif: Now how did I get the third seat?
Kulras: Why you mentioned his name.
Gif: If I mentioned the thirs rider's name, who did I say is in the third seat?
Kulras: No. Who's sitting in front.
Gif: What's in front?
Kulras: What's in the second seat.
Gif: I don't know.
Kulras: He's in the third seat.
Gif: There I go, back on the thrid seat again!


::PAUSE::

Gif: Would you just stay on third seat and don't go off it.
Kulras: Alright, now what do you want to know?
Gif: Now who's sitting in teh third seat?
Kulras: Why do you insist on putting Who in the third seat?
Gif: What am I putting in second.
Kulras: No. What is in the second seat.
Gif: You don't want who in the second seat?
Kulras: Who is in front.
Gif: I don't know.
Together: Third seat!


::PAUSE::

Gif: Look, you gotta guy in back?
Kulras: Sure. Gif: The guy in the 2nd to last seat's?
Kulras: Why.
Gif: I just thought I'd ask you.
Kulras: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Gif: Then tell me who's sitting in the 2nd to last seat.
Kulras: Who's sitting in front.
Gif: I'm not...stay out of the front!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in the 2nd to last seat?
Kulras: No, What is in the second seat.
Gif: I'm not asking you who's in the second seat.
Kulras: Who's in front!
Gif: I don't know.
Together: Third seat!


::PAUSE::

Gif: And the guy in the 2nd to last seat's name?
Kulras: Why.
Gif: Because!
Kulras: Oh, he's in the center seat.


::PAUSE::

Gif: Look, look, look, You gotta mechanic in the ride?
Kulras: Sure.
Gif: The mechanic's name?
Kulras: Tomorrow.
Gif: You don't want to tell me today?
Kulras: I'm telling you now.
Gif: Then go ahead.
Kulras: Tomorrow!
Gif: What time?
Kulras: What time what?
Gif: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's the mechanic?
Kulras: Now listen. Who is not teh mechanic.
Gif: I'll break your arm if you say who's in front!!! I want to know what's the mechanic's name?
Kulras: What's in the second seat.
Gif: I don't know.
Together: Third seat!


::PAUSE::

Gif: Gotta a handyman?
Kulras: Certainly.
Gif: The handyman's name?
Kulras: Today.
Gif: Today, and tomorrow's the mechanic.
Kulras: Now you've got it.
Gif: All we got is a couple of days in the ride crew.


::PAUSE::

Gif: You know I'm an inspector too.
Kulras: So they tell me.
Gif: I get inspect the rides, Tomorrow's fixing the ride and a guy gets in front.
Kulras: Yes
Gif: Now I tell him to get out of the front seat and I tell who to get in?
Kulras: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Gif: I don't even know what I'm talking about!


::PAUSE::

Kulras: That's all you have to do.
Gif: Is to have who get in.
Kulras: Yes!
Gif: Now who's gets in line?
Kulras: Naturally.


::PAUSE::

Gif: Look, if someone gets in the front, who has to get in line?
Kulras: Naturally.
Gif: Who?
Kulras: Naturally.
Gif: Naturally?
Kulras: Naturally.
Gif: So I tell who to get in and naturally gets in.
Kulras: No, who is in front.
Gif: Naturally.
Kulras: That's different.
Gif: That's what I said.
Kulras: Your not saying it...
Gif: Naturally gets in line.
Kulras: And Who gets in front.
Gif: Naturally.
Kulras: That's it.
Gif: That's what I said!
Kulras: That's it. You ask me.
Gif: I have who get in line?
Kulras: Naturally.
Gif: Now you ask me.
Kulras: You have Who get in the front?
Gif: Naturally.
Kulras: That's it.
Gif: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I have who get in. Then what is in the second seat.
Kulras: Yes
Gif: Who gets in the front seat and turns back to wave to What. What looks back to see that I Don't Know will be in the on ride photo.
Kulras: Yes.
Gif: Another guy is in an on ride photo with Because. Why? I don't know! He's in the third car and I don't give a darn!
Kulras: What?
Gif: I said I don't give a darn!
Kulras: Oh, that's our park manager.


::another pause::

Mike Robbins: Are you guys done?
Gif: Yes.
Kulras: Sorry.
Gif: *away*


::much later::

rctsa: stinkin' list

::out of seemingly no where a speeding bowling ball smacks rctsa square in the face::

rctsa: stinkin' list/bowling ball

::suddenly an Easter island statue topples over onto rctsa::

DrumUltimA: I want my mommy.
Blbguy: XD
DrumUltimA: Hey. That's my smiley you theif!
Blbguy: The hell it is!
DrumUltimA: Oh yeah?
Blbguy: Yeah.
Rob Tonto: Hey, "yeah" is my word!

::both Drum and Blbguy shove Rob Tonto down a garbage disposal::

DrumUltimA: Well, o.o;
Blbguy: o.O
Drum: O.O
Blbguy: >.<
Drum x.x
Blbguy: -.-
Drum ^^;
Blbguy: <.<
Drum: =D
Blbguy: ^_-
Drum *__*
Blbguy: 0.0
Drum: ¬_¬
Blbguy: >.>
Drum o.ô
Blbguy: ... wait, how'd you do that? No! I mean...
Blbguy: o.^o
DrumUltimA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I WIN! =ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ
Blbguy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


::Blbguy is banished to Emoticon Hell (approx. 2.5 miles from Poke a man hell)::

DrumUltimA: w00t! *starts vibing and playing DDR simultaniously*
addzradd: okay i've crawled through several miles of sewer to find you guys
Mantis: You sure can tell *wafts away offensive odors*
addzradd: shut up anyways I found OhiocoasteR
Mike Robbins: No time, no time. Got no time. Must stop Robo Mike Robbins. No time for you addzradd
addzradd: I was going to tell you how to escape
Mike Robbins: No time
rcthelp: Mike stop being stubborn.
addzradd: okay here's what we do
Rob Tonto: Err, crawl through the sewers?
addzradd: no
OhiocoasteR: Stay here and not get in trouble?
addzradd; no it's one way. xcite will gnaw through the concrete walls and make us a tunnel
MickBw51: Well what are you waiting for? Get gnawing.
Fnal Destination: Remember, Gnaw like Mickey! Do it the Disney way!
minime85: Kulras, you moron. Get it right.
Kulras: What? Huh? I'm not doing anything.
Rob Tonto: Kulras, he's-
Kulras: I'm confused.
Rob Tonto: Kulras-
Kulras: This is weird.
Rob Tonto: Forget it.
minime58: Nope. That's not it.
minnime85: Closer.
minnimee85: There.
dantehman: You don't see me whining.
Gamehawg: Whiner.
OhiocoasteR: Whiny McWhine Whine.
Gif: haha
Xcite: iphm ddombt
DrumUltimA: Uh...what?
Xcite: iphm ddombt!
DrumUltimA: Excuse me?
Xcite: iphm ddombt!!! iphm ddombt alphredasy!
DrumUltimA: Oh, I see.


::DrumUltimA proceeds to connect Xcite's teeth::

::everyone crawls through the tunnel and comes up below the lift hill of Great White::

Xcite: *indecipherable*
BTH: *indecipherable*
Gif: haha
Kulras: OhiocoasteR you moped.
OhiocoasteR: Isn't that one of those motorized scooters that are like all over Hawaii?
Kulras: Uh...
Rob Tonto: Whatever, you ponce.
Kulras: That's the word.
Rob Tonto: Shut up, you mug-


::the PA system is heard::

PA: Busch Gardens San Diego is now under new management! *penguins are heard milling about in the backround*
Mike Robbins: Eek.
rct flam3: Oh no!
Kulras: Whatever, RCT Flam Three.
rct flame3: No, I mean it's Robo Mike Robbins.
rct freak2000: Well thanks for pointing out the clearly distinguishable!
Robo Mike Robbins: Bwahahahahahah0rz
The Riddler: WAKA WAKA WHA!?


::Mike Robbins tackles Robo Mike Robbins and starts punching him::

Mike Robbins: Bloody hands! ARRRGHHH!
Robo Mike Robbins: Bwahahahahah0rz


::Robo Mike Robbins rolls off hitting several peeps and hits the ferris wheel, sending it rolling into the Pacific Ocean::

The Riddler: WAKA WAKA WAKA

::The Riddler punches a peep and runs away like a madman shouting obsceneties towards coconuts::

Mantis: Oh crap! Penguin patrol!

::Everyone hides in a lemonade stall that is devoid of a staff member::

DrumUltimA: Dammit I have to pee
XuXus: You're no son of mine! The man upstairs wouldn't be happy.


::XuXus runs off, disappoined about Drum's cursing::

The Man Upstairs: Darn tootin, XuXus.

::lightning strikes the lemonade stall and strikes Mantis, as everyone scrambles for new cover::

Who has taken over Busch Gardens San Diego? Will the cast escape the penguin's eyes, or will they be imprisoned again? Will Mantis escape the lightning from above? Will Mike ever stop Robo Mike Robbins' wrecklessness? Find out next time in the BOARD FIC!

Board Fic Chapter 2
The Fundamental Demise and Decay
By OhiocoasteR


We left off with our characters hiding in an abandoned lemonade stall

rctfreak2002: Hey guys, I’ll be bait!

::rctfreak2002 jumps out of the stall, running and screaming with arms flailing right past the penguin patrol and into the pacific ocean. The penguin patrol looks at him oddly until they return their gaze to the cast::

rctfreak2002 (underwater): Hey, I can’t swim!

::rctfreak2002 has drowned::

Kulras: uh..
OhiocoasteR: Ok, here’s the plan. Anyone been in the Army?
Mike Robbins: Air Force.
OhiocoasteR: Close enough. Ok, what we do.. we disassemble the lemonade stall into many blunt objects. Then, we take those blunt objects and beat down the penguin patrol, and escape from this prison park thing.
Drum: Can we ride the Sea Monster?
OhiocoasteR: Later. Ok. Mike, you’re the tallest.. reach up and grab the screwdriver on the counter.


::Mike Robbins starts to reach up to the Lemonade Stall’s counter, when suddenly, a human hand grabs his, along with a crescendo of strings suddenly playing a loud note and abruptly stopping::

Steve Franks: Stop Right there Mr. Mike Robbins.
Mike Robbins: Steve?
Steve Franks: That’s right. Me and Damon have been breeding penguins to take over your park and hold you captive.
Addzradd: What’s the motive?
Steve Franks: Well, This is an extremely nice park. If people come to the park, then I make money to breed more penguins.
Addzradd: So you have a bunch of penguins. Whoopdy frickin' doo.
Steve Franks: Ah, but there’s more. The Penguin Patrols hide in the bushes, clear from view, until a group of 4 to 5 people walk by. Then, they capture the people and hold them hostage.
Addzradd: Ok, so you’re now stealing people from a theme park. What do you do now?
Steve Franks: Well, we have penguins and people..
Addzradd: And?
Steve Franks: …I’ll figure that out later. In the mean time, I have to capture you.


::the Penguin Patrol rounds up the cast and chains them all together, bringing them back to Steve’s secret hideout, under California Cyclone’s Station::

Everyone but Steve Franks: We have been caught. Then we tried and fought. We’re the chain gang. Feel our hurt and pain.
Steve Franks: Shut up!


::Steve Franks cracks a whip which hits Mantis::

Meanwhile…
::Rob climbs out of a garbage can::

Rob Tonto: That’s not cool!
Rob Tonto: Hey, where’d everyone go?
Rob Tonto: GASP! Penguin foot prints! Missing Ferris Wheel! This must mean that they’re captured and heading to Steve Franks, the evil leader’s, hideout!
Rob Tonto: Wait, I’m not that smart!

Narrator: For the purpose of the plot you are.

Rob Tonto: Oh. I guess I should go rescue them then.

::Rob Tonto Skips toward California Cyclone::

Back at the hideout…

Steve Franks: Hello, Damon!
Rctsa: Damon?
GamerD86: Yes, It’s me Damon.
Kulras: Aren’t you HomieG1386?
HomieG1386: Eh, whatever.
Steve Franks: Enough chit chat.. we need to get down to business. Damon, I’m entrusting you with this cattle prod. Get them all in the cage, and if any of them get out of hand, you know what to do. I’m going to check on the Penguin Patrols.


::Steve hands Damon the Cattle Prod and leaves::

Damon: Alright, everybody in the cell.

::the cast goes into the cell::

Kulras: Hey Damon, remember me?
Damon: AHH! Unruly!


::Damon Cattle Prods Kulras::

Kulras: Ouch, that hurt!
Damon: Hey rctsa, come here!
Rctsa: dirty list dirty list...
Damon: Put your hands on the iron cell door.


::rctsa puts his hands on the iron door::

::Damon cattle prods the door::

::rctsa is overwhelmed with electricity and dies::

Final Destination: We need to get out of here.
Great Brain: Yeah,really.
Gif: haha
Spiderman: What’s so funny?
Gif: *away*
BTH: *indecipherable*
Xcite: *incdecipherable* Regards, Xcite
DrumUltimA: Woah, how do you say Regards, Xite if you can’t say anything else?
Xcite: *indecipherable* Regards, Xcite

back at Rob Idiot…

Rob: I’m skipping along, so happily.. la de da
Masta RCT: Freeze!
Rob: How’d you get there?
Masta RCT: I dunno, but you can’t get by me. I’m a black belt in karate, tae kwon doe, and shopping! Hiyah!


::Masta RCT proceeds to do a bunch of Karate moves::

Rob: Hmm...

::Rob pulls out a gun and shoots Masta RCT::

Rob: Hey, violence is bad. How’d I get a gun?

::Rob Throws the gun away and continues skipping::

back at the hideout…

OhiocoasteR: Ok, here’s the plan. The main factor is to stop Steve Franks before opening day.
Dantheman: When’s that?
Mike Robbins: Two days
OhiocoasteR: Right. So first, we gotta get out of here.
Addzradd: Leave that to me.
Addzradd: Yo, Damon!
Damon: Yes?
Addzradd: I betcha I’m smarter than you
Damon: I am in doubt of that fact. I have a superior IQ and can eliminate you on Who Wants to be A Millionare, Jeopardy, and an infinite amount of TV game shows testing unusable knowledge.
Addzradd: Oh really? What’s the price on a Delorian with hydraulics and a pop up trailer?
Damon: I.. I.. Don’t know.
Addzradd: Where is Last Chance Community College located?
Damon: I...I...
Addzradd: Who were the Browns playing when the bottles were thrown!
Damon: OVERLOAD >> ERROR >> WINDOWS HAS PREFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION >> ERROR >> HELP ME!


::Damon short circuits and fizzes on the ground. The top of his head pops off and a penguin climbs out, looks at the cast in the cell, and scurries out of the hideout::

Addzradd: Now Damon’s gone.. we have to get out of here.
DrumUltimA: If only Rob would show up...


::Rob pops his head in the entrance::

Rob Tonto: Hey guys!
Kulras: Rob! Get the Keys on the wall!
Rob Tonto: These ones?
Mike Robbins: Yes!
Rob Tonto: Now what?
Kai: Unlock us.


::Rob unlocks the cell, and everyone gets out::

Mantis: Lets go!

::as soon as the cast gets out, they see The Riddler and Robo Mike Robbins battling a penguin patrol. Robo Mike Robbins is shooting lasers and The Riddler is just kinda running around flailing his arms like an idiot::

Riddler: WAKA WAKA WAKA!
Robo Mike Robbins: Bwahahahahahaz0rz!


::then, a Penguin shoots a net at the two and they get captured, and then airlifted out by a helicopter::

Spiderman: Guys, looks like we have to be a little inconspicuous here.. the penguins are everywhere.

::Suddenly, Enya starts playing over the PA::

Kulras: COVER YOUR EARS!

::everyone but Kai and Mantis cover their ears. Kai slumps to the ground, blood pouring from his ears, while Mantis starts dancing, and then gets struck by lightning. DrumUltimA signs everyone to move.. everyone goes and hides in the soundproof station of Sea Monster::

Mike Robbins: That was close.
OhiocoasteR: I’ll say.
DrumUltimA: I’m scared!
Dakin: It’s ok, I’m here for you.
Rob Tonto: I think the music stopped.
Mantis: I’ll go check!


::Mantis goes outside, looks around, gasps, and comes back::

DrumUltimA: Is it clear?
Mantis: Yeah, but.. Kai..
Mike Robbins: WHAT IS IT LAD! SPIT IT OUT!
Mantis: Kai’s gone…
Kulras: They took him away!
OhiocoasteR: We have to go find him…

Where are they taking the Riddler and Robo Mike Robbins? Will the cast reclaim the park before opening day? Where is the real Damon? Find out next time in the BOARD FIC!

Mmmmm... nostalgia.

Damn that is old.... so many past names too!

What... the... hell....?

Good times, good times.

Stupid lightning

woah, did I write that?

Kulras... he was cool. One of the best peeps in the community. Him and Gazza. Ah the good ol' days.

Tsugamland(sp? lol) anyone...

Wait, what was your SN @ the station REspawn?

Edited by The Beta Factor, 21 November 2005 - 06:53 PM.

mantis: hahahah! lightning!!

I remember those! I wrote.. 6, I think?

Sweeet... damn, wish the Station was still around...

-ACE

its good to know that no one had mastered the raised-eyebrow smiley yet then. ô_o

its good to know that no one had mastered the raised-eyebrow smiley yet then.  ô_o

(/)_-) oi...

Woah hey guys! The things you find googling your screen name.

I can't remember what I wrote of this :[ But I still use "XD"!! just very seldomly. XD

Please go put yourself in an oven.

Please go put yourself in an oven.

lool kid you try just a little bit too hard.

rofl oops that was from two years ago

Drum... I never knew you personally, so this may be meaningless to you, you've been gone forever! Did you seriously just join here? For the first time?

Drum jesus christ where the fuck did you go man?

its been ages

yeah, i kinda lost interest in the whole theme park game thing when rct station went down :[ but don't worry, i'm still in love with roller coasters!!! I guess i didn't really know where to go...


are Rob Tonto and Dingo still around these parts? I'm still good friends with them irl

Edited by DrumUltimA, 14 May 2007 - 12:14 AM.

oh wow, this is... weird o.O