General Chat / pin this shit

sorry, babe. i'm a Giovanni Ribisi fanboy.

Wed Dec 01:

Colonel Angus: hmmm. Chauncey's rearing his ass on the forii again.
Phil Ratio: Yeah, I guess they had to release him eventually.
Colonel Angus: that kid really made me uneasy. at first he was a lethargic faggot but then he started to talk about Duran Duran boxed sets and shit, and used exclamation points.
Colonel Angus: anyone that manages to make me notice them, i feel indebted to.
Phil Ratio: Same here, did you ever read about his disturbing little dreams? Or how he hallucinates sometimes? Fucking hysterical shit, man. As for talking to him on AIM. That's something else entirely. There are no words to describe what a strange critter that kid is.
Colonel Angus: yes yes. i remember consulting him about RCT matters once and he started to talk about patriotism and other odd shit that i can't recall.
Colonel Angus: fucking nutjob. you can't fake his condition.
Colonel Angus: now i've been inspired to make a poll of who the NE community finds as the most fucked-up member.
Colonel Angus: i won't come close to first.
Phil Ratio: I suspect I have a shot, people misunderstand my sense of humour for some sort of perverted insanity for some reason. Gardner should fucking win by a mile though.
Colonel Angus: i don't think so. none of the norms will see past our exaggerated hysteria to Gardner. hell, i doubt if i told them that you and i both consider Chauncey fucked up they'd believe it.
Phil Ratio: I think you're underestimating them, man, it should be obvious to pretty much everyone that Gardner is a complete fucking fruitcake.
'fk should be in the poll, too. And Metal. Both those fags? Try way too fucking hard.
Phil Ratio: So they'll be sure to win.

Is someone going to pin this shit, already? What about a fucking Adix-announcement at the top of the forum?
You mods, you need to get with the fucking programme.

Why am I in last place? All of these other people are posuers! I really, truly, am fucked up (although, not nessecarily deformed).

Now just to make my case, I have a disease called Aspergers Syndrome. Basically, it's what that guy from The Vines has. (picture) Not only do I have this disease, but I also have all of the symptoms, and behavior / personality traits commonly found with this disease (something very rare, if not totally unheard of).

The diagnostic criteria for this disease is:

A. Qualitative impairment in social interaction, as manifested by at least two of the following:

1. Marked impairments in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body postures, and gestures to regulate social interaction.

2. Failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental level.

3. A lack of spontaneous seeking to share enjoyment, interests, or achievements with other people (e.g. by a lack of showing, bringing, or pointing out objects of interest to other people).

4. Lack of social or emotional reciprocity.

B. Restricted repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities, as manifested by at least one of the following:

1. Encompassing preoccupation with one, or more, stereotyped, and restricted, patterns of interest that is abnormal either in intensity, or focus.

2. Apparently inflexible adherence to specific, nonfunctional routines, or rituals.

3. Stereotyped, and repetitive, motor mannerisms (e.g., hand or finger flapping or twisting, or complex whole-body movements.)

4. Persistent preoccupation with parts of objects.

C. The disturbance causes clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

D. There is no clinically significant general delay in language (e.g., single words used by age 2 years, communicative phrases used by age 3 years.)

E. There is no clinically significant delay in cognitive development or in the development of age-appropriate self-help skills, adaptive behavior (other than social interaction), and curiosity about the environment in childhood.

F. Criteria are not met for another specific Pervasive Developmental Disorder, or Schizophrenia.

You can find out more about this disease, here.

I was previously thought to have numerous other disease at different points in my life, including, but not limited too: "Bipolar", "ADHD", "OSD", and "Chronic Anxiety".

What those other idiots have, at best, is a desperate desire for attention, and a wonderful sense of humour.

I was previously thought to have numerous other disease at different points in my life, including, but not limited too: "Bipolar", "ADHD", "OSD", and "Chronic Anxiety".

What those other idiots have, at best, is a desperate desire for attention, and a wonderful sense of humour.

You win a medal for being so fucked up.

Yes thanks cg? we all know what aspergers is since we saw it on Grange Hill.

Why am I in last place? All of these other people are posuers! I really, truly, am fucked up (although, not nessecarily deformed).

Now just to make my case, I have a disease called Aspergers Syndrome. Basically, it's what that guy from The Vines has. (picture) Not only do I have this disease, but I also have all of the symptoms, and behavior / personality traits commonly found with this disease (something very rare, if not totally unheard of).

The diagnostic criteria for this disease is:

A. Qualitative impairment in social interaction, as manifested by at least two of the following:

1. Marked impairments in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body postures, and gestures to regulate social interaction.

2. Failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental level.

3. A lack of spontaneous seeking to share enjoyment, interests, or achievements with other people (e.g. by a lack of showing, bringing, or pointing out objects of interest to other people).

4. Lack of social or emotional reciprocity.

B. Restricted repetitive and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities, as manifested by at least one of the following:

1. Encompassing preoccupation with one, or more, stereotyped, and restricted, patterns of interest that is abnormal either in intensity, or focus.

2. Apparently inflexible adherence to specific, nonfunctional routines, or rituals.

3. Stereotyped, and repetitive, motor mannerisms (e.g., hand or finger flapping or twisting, or complex whole-body movements.)

4. Persistent preoccupation with parts of objects.

C. The disturbance causes clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

D. There is no clinically significant general delay in language (e.g., single words used by age 2 years, communicative phrases used by age 3 years.)

E. There is no clinically significant delay in cognitive development or in the development of age-appropriate self-help skills, adaptive behavior (other than social interaction), and curiosity about the environment in childhood.

F. Criteria are not met for another specific Pervasive Developmental Disorder, or Schizophrenia.

You can find out more about this disease, here.

I was previously thought to have numerous other disease at different points in my life, including, but not limited too: "Bipolar", "ADHD", "OSD", and "Chronic Anxiety".

What those other idiots have, at best, is a desperate desire for attention, and a wonderful sense of humour.

In layman's terms, you need attention, and badly.

looks like I win folks.

In layman's terms, you need attention, and badly.

What are you talking about? The disease actually makes you antisocial and hate any attention given to you! In fact, you can become violently aggitated when attention is paid to you, or at least I do. I much prefer to stay in my own little corner, and having everyone leave me the fuck alone, so I can do what I want to do... which is, basically, to learn about, create, and experience, art, culture, and design (obviously).

Anyways...

What those other idiots have, at best, is a desperate desire for attention, and a wonderful sense of humour.

This is true. Well, the first part, anyway.
Gardner, Angus and I both voted for you. Actually, I only voted just now. See, I says to Angus, I says,
"Imma gonna abstain from voting until it seems blatently obvious that Gardner needs a push"
Angus did the exact same thing during the elections. Unfortunately, he got sidetracked by Need For Speed and forgot all about voting Nader alto-fucking-gether.
Then again, you never could expect a black guy to rise to any sort of civic responsibility.

Also, 'fk voted for himself.