Screenshot / Tension in Climax rises
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25-June 18
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FUCK II
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GEORGIA, Climax - Angry villagers from local town Climax came together this afternoon to protest against the sale of the old Johnson Farm. Just a few hours earlier, the city council of Climax made an announcement a buyer for the farm and its land has been found.
The old Johnson farm is abandoned since the old farmer Barry Johnson died 5 years ago. Barry had one son, Barry Junior, but he was not interested in taking over the farm business from his father. Barry Junior had a disagreement with his father and fleed to the city where he made it as a succesfull lawyer.
As his only son the farm and all the surrounding grounds went to Barry Junior. Almost immediately he started looking for someone to buy it from him. The search for a new owner was rough. Local villagers protested since Juniors intentions to sell became known. That protest scared away numerous interested buyers.
Junior now has found someone who does want to lay down the money and want to put up with the angry villagers. The identity of the buyer is not known yet but the city council said in their announce the new buyer will hold a press conference tomorrow morning in order to calm down the villagers. Locals are saying a theme park tycoon is the new buyer and Climax can expect a new theme park in its village.
Angry villagers from local town Climax came together this afternoon to protest against the sale of the old Johnson Farm. Just a few hours earlier, the city council of Climax made an announcement a buyer for the farm and its land has been found.
The old Johnson farm is abandoned since the old farmer Barry Johnson died 5 years ago. Barry had one son, Barry Junior, but he was not interested in taking over the farm business from his father. Barry Junior had a disagreement with his father and fleed to the city where he made it as a succesfull lawyer.
As his only son the farm and all the surrounding grounds went to Barry Junior. Almost immediately he started looking for someone to buy it from him. The search for a new owner was rough. Local villagers protested since Juniors intentions to sell became known. That protest scared away numerous interested buyers.
Junior now has found someone who does want to lay down the money and want to put up with the angry villagers. The identity of the buyer is not known yet but the city council said in their announce the new buyer will hold a press conference tomorrow morning in order to calm down the villagers. Locals are saying a theme park tycoon is the new buyer and Climax can expect a new theme park in its village. -
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you need one of these in the park or it just 'aint right
Unless it's an editorial or feature, the first sentence of any news story should answer who, what, when, why, where, and how in as few words as possible
Good one! Get to it! And make a Shay as well if you're busy.
EDIT: In all seriousness, this looks promising. I'm a sucker for timeline parks and am interested in what this will bring.
First a park named FUCK, now a park in a town called Climax...
Are we gonna see a park UNHAPPY MARRIAGE next?
I love me a good timeline park! Can't wait to see how this one turns out.
Pun aside, that looks like it would make an adorable little engine for a park train. Is that something you'd be down to make in the future?
And a Heisler, while you're at it!