Screenshot / Reverse Ship
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01-June 18
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Excuse me, there's a building in the way of the ship
You guys obviously haven't heard of the mighty landship... you see, two years ago, NEdesigns entered the age of sail with boats spamming its front page harbor. It was of course a bit late to the game, and many critics commented that there were well executed space ships well before the advent of well executed sea ships, yet alone a rare landship like the one pictured above that sprawls across the technicolor meadows of Brazil. While people have decried that this landship is perplexing, inefficient, and not actually a ship but a building; they fail to realize the postmodern genius behind this, as it is actually a critique of travel and wanderlust. You see... people would expect a landship to have an engine and wheels or treads... however, this landship doesn't move, it remains stationary for all to bask in it's glory. After all, as the celebrating peeps with balloons show, why would one need to travel when there is no place greater than home?
This particular landship was inspired by the majestic doorstop, respected for its grey triangular figure as it has made modern life possible and likewise, this ship will make the new age of land sailing possible. Just as a doorstop holds open the door for entrances, this ship holds open the door for economic, military, and social prosperity that hasn't been seen since the first mass produced automobile started rolling off the assembly line. Its construction consists of marble that has been painted grey below a wooden roof than has been painted grey, and features spikes at the front, similar to those found in front of buildings to prevent birds from landing. Only these spikes are enormous, proofing the structure from both pteranodons and dragons. This is the latest innovation that ushered in a new era of coaster warfare with the famed land dreadnought itself, head of the fearsome land ironclads borne out of the imagination of H.G. Wells... Well done Mr. TycoonCoaster! This is truly an innovation in transportation for the ages!
^ ....what?
A large, grey building.
Said large grey building has a fair lack of realism to it, but it's decent. Not too shabby work, but I wish I could see this "reverse ship"
hahahaha