SLJ

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-RCT2/CSO only.

I'm basically a lurker, but, I've been playing RCT since it first came out. Was never too into it because I could never get the hang of combining multiple trainers and be able to do all the amazing things I saw on this site. But, when OpenRCT2 came about, I got back into the game hard-core. And, I've become pretty decent. I decided to start an account here a year or so ago, but I've yet to post anything. Looking through past Head 2 Head topics, I thought it would be a blast to be part of it if it ever happened again. And, here we are. I'd have to say that I'm probably a mid-level talent (and definitely in the top 60) from what I've seen posted here and I think I'd definitely be able to contribute to a team if I were picked. I'll get some screenshots of some of what I've built and post in the Advertise Yourself thread as soon as I can.

 Thanks,

 -SLJ

Despite the warnings, seven elderly jews walked into the Islamic mosque. Little did they eat beforehand: poptarts, unlevened bread, and tacos. The Muslim emerged, carrying a grilled cheese sandwich, and the watermelons. Bitches love some weird nazi guy, despite his phosphorescent garbage. Except when the bitches are majorly fucked up. The Jews said, "Hava Nagila, Hava great weekend!". In the heart of the mosque, they found themselves overwhelmed by giant robots in Jew suits. They decided to invite the robots to Rosh Hashana. Monkeys were laughing for some reason. Moving on, the robots in disguise, quoting their favourite anime movie, accepted the bribes that ensured the defeat of the fascist dictator, Bob Ross. Meanwhile in Patagonia Hitler decided to stop the edginess. Bush did 9/11. Just saying. Meanwhile, a Vekoma SLC, destined for greatness, gave concussions to everyone. The Jews made some juice. The plot derailed. Despite this, the Jewish adventure continued! As the Muslims ate, they gave laser shooting oreos to the robots, and killed ten monkeys who were just real assholes. Those confounded monkeys called president Macron a fuckwit because they are conservatives. Then, Jeff Goldblum derailed the plot.

Despite the warnings, seven elderly jews walked into the Islamic mosque. Little did they eat beforehand: poptarts, unlevened bread, and tacos. The Muslim emerged, carrying a grilled cheese sandwich, and the watermelons. Bitches love some weird nazi guy, despite his phosphorescent garbage. Except when the bitches are majorly fucked up. The Jews said, "Hava Nagila, Hava great weekend!". In the heart of the mosque, they found themselves overwhelmed by giant robots in Jew suits. They decided to invite the robots to Rosh Hashana. Monkeys were laughing for some reason. Moving on, the robots in disguise, quoting their favourite anime movie, accepted the bribes that ensured the defeat of the fascist dictator, Bob Ross. Meanwhile in Patagonia Hitler decided to stop the edginess. Bush did 9/11. Just saying. Meanwhile, a Vekoma SLC, destined for greatness, gave concussions to everyone. The Jews made some juice. The plot derailed. Despite this, the Jewish adventure continued! As the Muslims ate, they gave laser shooting oreos to the robots, and killed ten monkeys who were just real assholes. Those confounded monkeys called president Macron a fuckwit because they are conservatives. Then, Jeff Goldblum derailed the plot. Despite his obvious

Despite his obvious

Despite the warnings, seven elderly jews walked into the Islamic mosque. Little did they eat beforehand: poptarts, unlevened bread, and tacos. The Muslim emerged, carrying a grilled cheese sandwich, and the watermelons. Bitches love some weird nazi guy, despite his phosphorescent garbage. Except when the bitches are majorly fucked up. The Jews said, "Hava Nagila, Hava great weekend!". In the heart of the mosque, they found themselves overwhelmed by giant robots in Jew suits. They decided to invite the robots to Rosh Hashana. Monkeys were laughing for some reason. Moving on, the robots in disguise, quoting their favourite anime movie, accepted the bribes that ensured the defeat of the fascist dictator, Bob Ross. Meanwhile in Patagonia Hitler decided to stop the edginess. Bush did 9/11. Just saying. Meanwhile, a Vekoma SLC, destined for greatness, gave concussions to everyone. The Jews made some juice. The plot derailed. Despite this, the Jewish adventure continued! As the Muslims ate, they gave laser shooting oreos to the robots, and killed ten monkeys who were just real assholes. Those confounded monkeys called president Macron a fuckwit because they are conservatives. Then, Jeff Goldblum derailed the plot.

Despite the warnings, seven elderly jews walked into the Islamic mosque. Little did they eat beforehand: poptarts, unlevened bread, and tacos. The Muslim emerged, carrying a grilled cheese sandwich, and the watermelons. Bitches love some weird nazi guy, despite his phosphorescent garbage. Except when the bitches are majorly fucked up. The Jews said, "Hava Nagila, Hava great weekend!". In the heart of the mosque, they found themselves overwhelmed by giant robots in Jew suits. They decided to invite the robots to Rosh Hashana. Monkeys were laughing for some reason. Moving on, the robots in disguise, quoting their favourite anime movie, accepted the bribes that ensured the defeat of the fascist dictator, Bob Ross. Meanwhile in Patagonia Hitler decided to stop the edginess. Bush did 9/11. Just saying. Meanwhile, a Vekoma SLC, destined for greatness, gave concussions to everyone. The Jews made some juice. The plot derailed. Despite this, the Jewish adventure continued! As the Muslims ate, they gave laser shooting oreos to the robots, and killed ten monkeys who were just real assholes. Those confounded monkeys called president Macron a fuckwit because they are conservatives. Then, Jeff Goldblum derailed the plot.